I have an Evil Twin, but she has no name. One of my co-workers has one. Her name is really Kelly, but her Evil Twin is Tiffany. When she says that Tiffany is out, you know to stay out of her way because she's going to be nothing but snotty. And Tiffany has been out this week, let me tell you :) But today, the weather was nice, so Kelly came back.
Anyhow, I just need a name for my Evil Twin. She makes her presence known about once a day, usually in between 2.30 and 6.30 in the afternoon. If I eat, she sometimes goes away. Sometimes she makes me feel guilty for eating. Evil Twins do that, you know. Sometimes she snaps at the Hethan and his cute little friend too. Sometimes she tells Aaron to go wash his own laundry if the jeans he wants to wear aren't clean. Sometimes she just gets snippity with her friends who are trying to do nothing but love her. She can be sooo evil. Sometimes she ignores friends for no good reason, just because she doesn't want to talk to anyone or be nice to anyone or even acknowledge that anyone else is there.
So help me name my Evil Twin. I need to be able to say, "________ is in the building," and have people understand that it's NOT really ME! It's my Evil Twin.