The scene: Waaaay past bedtime. The Hethan has let loose a cry for help from upstairs. Mommy takes the call this time.
"Mommy, my nose is hot inside."
"Your nose is hot?"
"Yes, it feels like it is burning."
"Why does your nose feel hot on the inside?"
"I burned it."
"How did you burn your nose on the inside?"
"With my flashlight."
Pause. Questioning look from Mommy.
"I stuck it up my nose."
It was a struggle not to die of laughter.
This morning: Mommy and Daddy are discussing last night's tv whilst dressing the Hethan. Discussing How I Met Your Mother:
Mommy: "I've been thinking."
Daddy: "About how long Ted is going to stick with Robin?"
Mommy (laughing): "Well, no, but..."
Hethan: "Stick with Robin? Who's Robin?"
Daddy: "It's a TV show that you don't watch, Hethan."
Hethan: "Robin from Batman and Robin?"
I didn't know he watched Batman and Robin.